Penguin Queen ^.^
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you

“Sexy is whatever you want it to be. Don’t let Cosmo tell you. Don’t let Vogue tell you. Even your boyfriend or your best friends. The point is, it’s up to you. I’m gonna make up my own version as I go.”

sheriff0fem0t0wn:

guyS IM DYING OMFG (Taken with instagram)

sheriff0fem0t0wn:

guyS IM DYING OMFG (Taken with instagram)

The result of too much Charlie teh Unicron and Black Butler:

*Alois get stabbed by Ciel*

Claude: Oh that is tragic.

Sebastian: Your existence is tragic.

Claude: That was uncalled for!

Sebastian: Your existence is uncalled for.

Everytime I see a cat